We all have to start somewhere!
Oh, yeah? Well I've been eating right for .... (swallows last crumbs of chocolate biscuit) ... several seconds now! See you tomorrow.
There's a saying I hear sometimes: all beginnings are hard. I find it's especially hard to begin again. It can be hard to overcome the feeling that it's not worth starting because I'll eventually fall again anyways. Good luck with this new beginning.
Go Jack, Go!
That's cutting edge consistency right there.
Hang in there. This whole regaining thing just sucks, but at least you make me smile :)