Thursday, May 1, 2014

Lettuce Pray


Our Fennel
Who art jicama,  
Horseradish, nectarine.
Thy kohlrabi come,
Thy kale be done,
Uncooked as in salad.
Give us this daikon 
Our daily veg.
And give us our tangerines,
As we get all to try peas with us.
Lead us all into tomatoes,
(But deliver us from eggplant)
For thine is the cabbage,
The pepper and the garlic,
For endive and ever.
Onion.

4 comments:

  1. no words... :)

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  2. Brilliant! Just laughed out loud at work reading this!

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  3. Too funny, I'll never be able to say the Lord's Prayer again the same way again! Or, well, ok, I never say it anyway, but still. :)

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